Stupid things I’ve done since the babies came home:

  • Microwaved a metal can opener in an attempt to sterilize it
  • Used a rubber dishwashing glove as an oven mitt
  • Left the same rerun of the Big Bang Theory running in a loop on the PVR all day because I couldn’t find the remote
  • Walked into things so many times that my legs are covered in suspicious looking bruises
  • Actually had to stop to think about how many scoops of formula I’d need to make a ’12 scoop’ and ‘6 scoop’ recipe
  • Called my children by the dogs’ names
  • Called each of my children by the other’s gender

Sleep deprivation is serious business, people.  Good thing these babies are cute.

Screen Shot 2013-04-19 at 12.38.22 AM


2 thoughts on “Exhaustion

  1. Oh, yeah… been there! I’d say you’re doing pretty well. This is why I didn’t leave the house for 2 weeks after we brought the kids home – couldn’t imagine driving! Hang in there!

  2. I hope you don’t think I’m laughing at your expense, but I couldn’t help giggling over the bruises. You could still play connect the dots on my legs. I don’t even know where they come from. Hehe

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s